hey. welcome to, uhh, mezclo ramo. i think. ive never been good at remembering names. my name is Siessess, and ill be your guide.
note, however, that i use the term guide very loosely here. the only guidance youll be getting is these ten rules:
rule one: dont question anything
rule two: dont question rule one
rule three: dont question any rules
rule four: capitalization is a lie
rule five: dont bother trying to make sense of it
rule six: try everything; if you try it, no matter how odd or random it might seem, theres a pretty good chance itll produce a result of some sort
rule seven: dont give up until you see the CONGRATULATIONS text. (its really big, you cant miss it) just as with anything, there will be times when you feel like it is impossible, like there is no end. you might even want to give up. however, i urge you to perservere. remember, try everything!
rule nine: dont bother rule eight while hes on his lunch break
rule ten: the answer is croissant emoji